My Home is a War Zone

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My Home is a War Zone
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Remember men, don't snuggle until you see the whites of their eyes!

Just Leave Me Here Forever

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Just Leave Me Here Forever
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Send popcorn a few times a day and make sure my water is fresh. I'll be fine.

By Any Means Necessary

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By Any Means Necessary
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Your friends just LOVE helping you move! No, it's not that heavy, I swear!

I Have This Awkward Shaped Room...

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I Have This Awkward Shaped Room...
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My couch doesn't curve around the corner of the room and I just CAN'T handle it!

Wanna Watch TRON?

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Wanna Watch TRON?
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Now we can keep the lights off in the theater room without anyone bumping into the couch!

No Barrel Required

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No Barrel Required
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Just like being at Niagra but far more comfortable and you don't have to wear those gross rubber raincoats.

Wait, No, That Doesn't Go There

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Wait, No, That Doesn't Go There
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You're gonna singe your leather couch there with your ultra-realistic, I-totally-believe-it's-there fireplace.