Remember men, don't snuggle until you see the whites of their eyes!
Send popcorn a few times a day and make sure my water is fresh. I'll be fine.
Your friends just LOVE helping you move! No, it's not that heavy, I swear!
My couch doesn't curve around the corner of the room and I just CAN'T handle it!
Now we can keep the lights off in the theater room without anyone bumping into the couch!
Just like being at Niagra but far more comfortable and you don't have to wear those gross rubber raincoats.
You're gonna singe your leather couch there with your ultra-realistic, I-totally-believe-it's-there fireplace.
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