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My butler lights it for me every night as I pull into my private lot.
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I can imagine the soothing sounds of the chandelier crystals tinkling together as the trailer bumps along. Worth every penny.
Because having ONLY a giant chandelier just isn't enough. You've gotta work a disco ball in there for it to be truly opulent.
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