If a woodchuck could lay hardwood?

My pirate themed dining room is nearly complete! Where can I get a plank for my table?

My butler lights it for me every night as I pull into my private lot.

An urn is so last decade, decorate with your deceased in mind!

Are you getting a lot of work done in your palatial office space/dining room?

I can imagine the soothing sounds of the chandelier crystals tinkling together as the trailer bumps along. Worth every penny.

Because having ONLY a giant chandelier just isn't enough. You've gotta work a disco ball in there for it to be truly opulent.