Pretty Patterns

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carpet,patterns,useless,vacuum
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Well if the person who vacuums so neatly comes with the house I'll take it!

Land of the Floor People

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best of the week,carpet,floor,hills,lumps
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Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.

So Unfair

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carpet,cat,house,levels,tree
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It's a sad day when you realize that there are cats living a more luxurious life than you are.

Future Bathing!

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bathroom,carpet,crazy,decor,insane,tub
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Oh my god, with a bathroom like this I wouldn't need the rest of the house. Just install a pneumatic tube to deliver me food and I'm a happy camper!

Wake Up and Step on Me!

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alarm,carpet,clock,mat,rug
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By Unknown
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I've always wanted to shut something up by stepping on it. This clock is right up my alley.

Where Did I Put the Clippers

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art,carpet,hair,installation,stairs
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The maintenance on these st(h)airs is just a beast! Next time we go with a shag runner.