Wait, Where am I Supposed to Sit?

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Wait, Where am I Supposed to Sit?
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That pillow, that one there, that's mine. Make yourself at home!

Where Did I Put the Clippers

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Where Did I Put the Clippers
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The maintenance on these st(h)airs is just a beast! Next time we go with a shag runner.

Pretty Patterns

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Pretty Patterns
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Well if the person who vacuums so neatly comes with the house I'll take it!

Scary Carpet

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Scary Carpet
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How convenient, when the elevator full of blood opens and spills its gore, you'll be covered.

Megan

Wake Up and Step on Me!

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Wake Up and Step on Me!
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I've always wanted to shut something up by stepping on it. This clock is right up my alley.

Land of the Floor People

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Land of the Floor People
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Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.