Well if the person who vacuums so neatly comes with the house I'll take it!
Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.
It's a sad day when you realize that there are cats living a more luxurious life than you are.
Oh my god, with a bathroom like this I wouldn't need the rest of the house. Just install a pneumatic tube to deliver me food and I'm a happy camper!
I've always wanted to shut something up by stepping on it. This clock is right up my alley.
You look better in the yard anyway.
The maintenance on these st(h)airs is just a beast! Next time we go with a shag runner.
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