Where Did I Put the Clippers

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The maintenance on these st(h)airs is just a beast! Next time we go with a shag runner.

Scary Carpet

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How convenient, when the elevator full of blood opens and spills its gore, you'll be covered.

Megan

Pretty Patterns

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Well if the person who vacuums so neatly comes with the house I'll take it!

Wait, Where am I Supposed to Sit?

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That pillow, that one there, that's mine. Make yourself at home!

Wake Up and Step on Me!

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I've always wanted to shut something up by stepping on it. This clock is right up my alley.

Land of the Floor People

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Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.

Future Bathing!

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Oh my god, with a bathroom like this I wouldn't need the rest of the house. Just install a pneumatic tube to deliver me food and I'm a happy camper!

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