It's a sad day when you realize that there are cats living a more luxurious life than you are.
Well if the person who vacuums so neatly comes with the house I'll take it!
How convenient, when the elevator full of blood opens and spills its gore, you'll be covered.
I've always wanted to shut something up by stepping on it. This clock is right up my alley.
That pillow, that one there, that's mine. Make yourself at home!
Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.
The maintenance on these st(h)airs is just a beast! Next time we go with a shag runner.
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