Oh my god, with a bathroom like this I wouldn't need the rest of the house. Just install a pneumatic tube to deliver me food and I'm a happy camper!
Well if the person who vacuums so neatly comes with the house I'll take it!
Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.
It's a sad day when you realize that there are cats living a more luxurious life than you are.
You look better in the yard anyway.
How convenient, when the elevator full of blood opens and spills its gore, you'll be covered.
I've always wanted to shut something up by stepping on it. This clock is right up my alley.
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