The maintenance on these st(h)airs is just a beast! Next time we go with a shag runner.
How convenient, when the elevator full of blood opens and spills its gore, you'll be covered.
Well if the person who vacuums so neatly comes with the house I'll take it!
That pillow, that one there, that's mine. Make yourself at home!
I've always wanted to shut something up by stepping on it. This clock is right up my alley.
Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.
Oh my god, with a bathroom like this I wouldn't need the rest of the house. Just install a pneumatic tube to deliver me food and I'm a happy camper!
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