Well if the person who vacuums so neatly comes with the house I'll take it!
I've always wanted to shut something up by stepping on it. This clock is right up my alley.
Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.
How convenient, when the elevator full of blood opens and spills its gore, you'll be covered.
That pillow, that one there, that's mine. Make yourself at home!
You look better in the yard anyway.
It's a sad day when you realize that there are cats living a more luxurious life than you are.
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