Lovely Listing - Strange Findings in Real Estate Listings

Two car garage; you're doing it wrong.

Sometimes you've just got TOO MUCH ROOM amirite?

I told you it was too shallow!

Picking all that sparkly asbestos ceiling out of my socks is such a pain.

I was tired of the Ferarri and knew it would look just great in here. Don't worry, the Maserati is still intact, though it would look great over the infinity pool.

And then it was like I was back in high school but it wasn't like really MY high school, it was just like the idea of it? And then I was in this room, but it was a car, but it was driving itself? And then you were there, but you had different hair and you were making out with Margaret and that was like, totally bizarre.