Wait, How? What?

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Wait, How? What?
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Two car garage; you're doing it wrong.

Anything for Furniture

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Anything for Furniture
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I was tired of the Ferarri and knew it would look just great in here. Don't worry, the Maserati is still intact, though it would look great over the infinity pool.

I Hate Going to the Jones' parties

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I Hate Going to the Jones' parties
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Picking all that sparkly asbestos ceiling out of my socks is such a pain.

No Diving

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No Diving
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I told you it was too shallow!

Take a Nap While Your Housecar Parks Itself

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Take a Nap While Your Housecar Parks Itself
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And then it was like I was back in high school but it wasn't like really MY high school, it was just like the idea of it? And then I was in this room, but it was a car, but it was driving itself? And then you were there, but you had different hair and you were making out with Margaret and that was like, totally bizarre.