We can have a killer dance party in here.

Smart, the color makes me want to barf so I'm losing weight every day!

This would drive me insane. Having too many places to stash things causes me to lose everything. I'd rather have less storage space so that I'll get rid of stuff I don't need. Just think of all the years worth of junk you could misplace in these endless cubbies?

Never leave a vindictive, bored ten year-old alone in your white house with a crate of office supplies.

This is an example of terrible advertising. How on earth do you think you can sell me a refrigerator when you're showing me cabinets that I would consider throttling that snotty child for?

Action! Bed! Action! Couch! Action! Get a bottle of water from the fridge without leaving bed! Action! Get drunk on the roof!