I just want a really private space. Preferably that blends in with space itself. Can we shoot me to space in this thing?
Bears can't climb up here, right? Oh they can? I need to move somewhere that doesn't trigger my melissophobia.
That hot little gazebo down the block is never going to notice you if you don't straighten up and stop feeling sorry for yourself.
I'm not sure why he decided to come out and tell everyone about his amazing little secret cabin. I'd keep it a secret forever!
It's always raining somewhere.
All you really need on a vacation is a bed and plenty of space in which to relax. The best kind of vacation spot optimizes the latter.
Hey Legolas, wanna come over to my leaf hut and watch Game of Thrones?
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