Don't let me do any drugs in this place. I'll convince myself I can fly and try to soar out to the ocean.
I want my escape pod to be shaped like a crane.
Bears can't climb up here, right? Oh they can? I need to move somewhere that doesn't trigger my melissophobia.
Just make sure the stove is off before you hit the road.
I just want a really private space. Preferably that blends in with space itself. Can we shoot me to space in this thing?
I'm not sure why he decided to come out and tell everyone about his amazing little secret cabin. I'd keep it a secret forever!
We'll all be crushed! Dive out the windows quick!
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