I want my escape pod to be shaped like a crane.
Now with the added bonus of full visibility so your neighbors can watch your whole spirit journey from a milder climate.
A week away, alone, in this. Bliss.
It's part of a house, and indoors (Oooh West Virginia, indoor plumbing, how you've grown!) so is it an outhouse?
Just make sure the stove is off before you hit the road.
That hot little gazebo down the block is never going to notice you if you don't straighten up and stop feeling sorry for yourself.
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