Nightmares be damned, this is the coolest bunk bed I've ever seen.
I half expected these little cubbies to be full of hay and little baby chicks. That would be a sweet way to teach kids how to care for animals, make them share a bed with them.
Complete with carpenter ants and earwigs! Authentic!
I hunted down an Energon cube for THIS?
Because where else are your son and his new little girlfriend going to play doctor?