Think of the Highway Noise as a River

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Think of the Highway Noise as a River
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Lakeside living, always glamorous, never an inconvenience.

Your Moat's a Little Dry

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Your Moat's a Little Dry
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And how are you supposed to pull up the drawbridge with no chains? Is there a porticullis hiding in the forest canopy?

Bridge to Nowhere

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Bridge to Nowhere
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Well aren't you SOOOO important, Mr. House Over the Water?

Locavore's Paridise

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Locavore's Paridise
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You want local food? Catch a fish right outside your own window! I bet you could find a way to use that green slime on the walls as a side dish too. You could charge like $30 for that!

Stack 'em Up

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Stack 'em Up
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If I can get across the scary bridge and up the rickety stairs to bed it will be a real relief and I'll need some serious sleep.