If I can get across the scary bridge and up the rickety stairs to bed it will be a real relief and I'll need some serious sleep.
Well aren't you SOOOO important, Mr. House Over the Water?
You want local food? Catch a fish right outside your own window! I bet you could find a way to use that green slime on the walls as a side dish too. You could charge like $30 for that!
And how are you supposed to pull up the drawbridge with no chains? Is there a porticullis hiding in the forest canopy?
Lakeside living, always glamorous, never an inconvenience.
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