If I can get across the scary bridge and up the rickety stairs to bed it will be a real relief and I'll need some serious sleep.
Well aren't you SOOOO important, Mr. House Over the Water?
And how are you supposed to pull up the drawbridge with no chains? Is there a porticullis hiding in the forest canopy?
You want local food? Catch a fish right outside your own window! I bet you could find a way to use that green slime on the walls as a side dish too. You could charge like $30 for that!
Lakeside living, always glamorous, never an inconvenience.
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