Did we pack up all the pets, honey? It's hard to keep track of them all.

If you live on waterfront property and have an extra $50,000 laying around, have I ever got a useless extravagance for you!

This house loves its own reflection so dearly it's in danger of toppling into it.

I'll never get my land legs back if I live in a perpetual state of gentle rocking. Ben Harper knows what I'm talking about.