Did we pack up all the pets, honey? It's hard to keep track of them all.
If you live on waterfront property and have an extra $50,000 laying around, have I ever got a useless extravagance for you!
This house loves its own reflection so dearly it's in danger of toppling into it.
I'll never get my land legs back if I live in a perpetual state of gentle rocking. Ben Harper knows what I'm talking about.
This 5-Year-Old Made the Cutest AND Most Heroic 911 Call at the Same Time
An Example of Homophobia
If Physical Diseases Were Treated Like Mental Illness
New Meme Alert - The 60 Year Old Girl
The Best Memes of 2013
Aziz Ansari Captures Why it Sucks to be Single Today
The Basics of Sportsing
To the Designer of This Soap Dispenser: I Salute You
Prank Artist of the Day: Convince Repeat DUI Offender He's Been Unconscious for 10 Years
WELCOME! TO FINALS WEEK (AKA The Thunderdome)
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