When your kid is literally climbing the walls you may as well give him the opportunity to do it correctly.

This thing is like a big ol' sweatbox in the morning I bet. I hope those are terrycloth sheets. Though, it would be a good place to stay when you have a fever you need to sweat out.

The sheets are a little damp, sure, but you can't beat the location.

Maybe it's just me, but I think of my bedroom as a private place that I share with my husband and no one else. This sure is a lot of beds. Are we running a convalescent home now?

To get to the bed you have to pass though the scalding jets to make sure you're not bringing any foreign bodies with you. Handy.

You sort your wardrobe by color and think of what you've done!

I can picture an industrious kid reaching that chandelier from the ladder and going for a swing. I hope it's load-bearing.