You stay away from the mattress, you hear? You can't say I didn't warn you.
We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.
Something about that bedspread looks positively slimy to me, like if I tried to flop onto the bed I'd slide right off onto the floor. Good thing there's wall to wall carpet I guess.
To get to the bed you have to pass though the scalding jets to make sure you're not bringing any foreign bodies with you. Handy.
[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]
I suppose if you want to switch sides of the bed and simply rolling over is just too pedestrian for you, go nuts.
I'm not sure if I could handle the dreams I'd have with three terrifying bucking horses in my bedroom.
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