Feeling Lucky, Punk?

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Feeling Lucky, Punk?
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You stay away from the mattress, you hear? You can't say I didn't warn you.

Five More Minutes!

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Five More Minutes!
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We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.

Slide on Over Here, Baby

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Slide on Over Here, Baby
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Something about that bedspread looks positively slimy to me, like if I tried to flop onto the bed I'd slide right off onto the floor. Good thing there's wall to wall carpet I guess.

McKenna

Disinfecting Chamber

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Disinfecting Chamber
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To get to the bed you have to pass though the scalding jets to make sure you're not bringing any foreign bodies with you. Handy.

Vintage Star Trek Fans

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Vintage Star Trek Fans
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[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]

IRL Bedroom Portals

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IRL Bedroom Portals
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I suppose if you want to switch sides of the bed and simply rolling over is just too pedestrian for you, go nuts.

The Carousel of Life

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The Carousel of Life
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I'm not sure if I could handle the dreams I'd have with three terrifying bucking horses in my bedroom.

Teri