You stay away from the mattress, you hear? You can't say I didn't warn you.
I'll just sleep on the floor on a pile of my clothes until I can find the closet and the bed.
Something about that bedspread looks positively slimy to me, like if I tried to flop onto the bed I'd slide right off onto the floor. Good thing there's wall to wall carpet I guess.
And here we have the building blocks for everything on Earth. This is also where the magic happens.
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