I wish the damn birds on the beach would shut it already and leave me in peace!
Honey, go build a new one while I finish diner, will you?
Sometimes you just wanna get in there and cuddle close with your rock friends. Especially when it's windy.
Sit back and relax in a dark little cave of your own crammed with oversized furniture and the most depressing fantasy of a beach from 1974.
Chair deserves a rest now and again. Where do you think he keeps his cash for the cabana boys?
It's important to always have a choice between the hot tub, the pool and the ocean. Can you imagine being stuck with only one?
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