Heat. It's hot. Learn somethin'.
If you live on waterfront property and have an extra $50,000 laying around, have I ever got a useless extravagance for you!
President Eisenhower called this contraption "the most fantastic thing you ever saw." I think he's right. What I wouldn't give for a time machine and an invite to his house for a party around this thing.
If I were a kid I'd want nothing more to play on these futuristic big toys that are SUPPOSEDLY actually charcoal grills. Whatever Dad! I don't have to listen to your RULES.