I'll prune up and wither away before I'll get out of this glorious tub. You can't make me!
I want to feel like I'm being laid to rest in the funeral dream sequence in "Heathers" every time I take a bath.
I've got my tub, a TV, a place for a glass of wine and a bowl of pasta, a handheld showerhead, a pillow... I'm pretty sure I could manage to never get out of this thing and be perfectly content.
Imperfect says: "Bathroom comes with bonus planter, large enough to hold a tree. Planter is connected to indoor plumbing for easy watering. Enjoy nature while you brush your teeth and bathe in either of two cozy sinks."
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