Imperfect says: "Bathroom comes with bonus planter, large enough to hold a tree. Planter is connected to indoor plumbing for easy watering. Enjoy nature while you brush your teeth and bathe in either of two cozy sinks."

I'll prune up and wither away before I'll get out of this glorious tub. You can't make me!

I've got my tub, a TV, a place for a glass of wine and a bowl of pasta, a handheld showerhead, a pillow... I'm pretty sure I could manage to never get out of this thing and be perfectly content.

I want to feel like I'm being laid to rest in the funeral dream sequence in "Heathers" every time I take a bath.