Chairturday: Suicide Pact

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Chairturday: Suicide Pact
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A whole family planning to end it together, what is this, "The Virgin Chairicides?"

Lawn Chairs Need a Lawn

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Lawn Chairs Need a Lawn
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The porch roof will never leak. Never ever. Promise.

Chairturday: Chair's Untimely Demise

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Chairturday: Chair's Untimely Demise
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Clutching her beloved Raggedy Ann doll and whispering a tearful farewell, Chair stepped off the balcony. Neglected since the family got a new grill and upscale outdoor seating, Chair felt her days of usefulness were over. Thankfully the landlord righted her and gave her new life as patio seating.

Wait, the Balcony Doesn't Go UNDER the House

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Wait, the Balcony Doesn't Go UNDER the House
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Are you sure that's not a blood gutter from the murder cellar?