Wayne and Garth, are you here?

These people must be RICH to have a whole room dedicated to piling up chairs!

You said you want a chair your kid can't rock back onto two legs, you never said you wanted it to be attractive.

You must be wide awake, sure footed, and on top of your game before you can even head downstairs in the morning.

The difference in width of these haphazardly painted stripes are giving me a headache. Give me symmetry or give me death!

For me, the real stress of cleaning up a huge mess is trying to figure out where to start. The giant floor stain? The faux bricks? The dated cabinets? I need to sit down.

This is the interior decorating version of lipstick on a pig.