I mean, maybe some people like things that are literally the worst.

I'm only an amateur zombie hunter, will you consider me?

I'm not sure how you're going to type up our paperwork but you're just so cuuuuute, you're hired!

This is an example of terrible advertising. How on earth do you think you can sell me a refrigerator when you're showing me cabinets that I would consider throttling that snotty child for?

Have you seen this coffee table? Because it is AWESOME.

Stay in our house, we will wash your sheets and brush your hair and feed you and all you need to do is pray with us and play us some sweet jams.