I appreciate the slight effort with the art on the wall. Thanks a lot.

Too little, too late!

No one ever sends me mail anymore anyway. Sigh.

Bookcase wishes you had better taste in literature.

We can fix those shingles! Now dry those tears before the foundation gets saturated and mold starts growing on the basement walls.

It's not even halfway through the month yet. You need some endurance training.

That hot little gazebo down the block is never going to notice you if you don't straighten up and stop feeling sorry for yourself.