I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie woooooorld!

If Barbie can decorate her tiny house so well, why is it so hard for me to get one full-sized room right?

We've known forever that Barbie is pretty into material goods. The problem is, it's taken over her house.

Yes, this is a doll house. We at Lovely Listing shy away from featuring real hoarder dwellings because it's a tricky grey area. But this is Barbie, we should have seen this coming.

Ruffle butts have been taken to their inevitable and most ridiculous conclusion: chairs. Why not?

I'd imagine staying in this Barbie hotel suite involves huffing a lot of plastic fumes and hours and hours of brushing your hair and trying on clothes. Occasionally there's a slap fight or an awkward tryst with a helmet-haired man of questionable sexuality.