This is where I've come to study the art of breeding fairies and magic mushrooms.

There's something really sad about this indoor pool setup. I feel like if it was outside it would be the most fun ever but it just looks like a boring slide into a boring pool with no sunshine and friends. So lonely!

This home be guarded by dinosaurs! Abandon hope all ye etc.

We like our shade and privacy, okay? Maybe we appreciate a little mold and weak foundations!

Sorry honey, Lynyrd Skynyrd isn't going to play your house party.

In order to join the fraternal brotherhood, pledging chairs have to spend an entire night pretending to be patio furniture in the suburbs and not die of boredom. Few survive.

Actual text from MLS: "Owners have been living in barn/home that needs to be permitted as a residence or converted back to an Ag building. Building plans negotiable. SOLD AS-IS."

So, does the family include livestock? I'm not sleeping on hay bales.