Edumacating an forming yung mindz iz like twying tu mold a soap bubbul.

Those whoo can't do, teech. Those whoo can't teech, teech gym.

Ai sed ai am not going to skool and ai meen it! Ai am too liddle and dere is too much summer left!

Why can't vacayshun nebber end?

I used tu be da widdo baby. Nao am jus a pillow.

Growin up is hard tu do.

I iz happier dan I ebber bin in my WHOLE LIFE . All five weeks ob it!

Ah, da whimsy ob da young.

Momma said dat we get fud inna bowl tommora. whats a bowl? What? I dunno? Me neifer What?

Toniiiiiight, we awr youuuuung...