Moar sun pls!
Worship and obey!
Aill praise it's caffeinated goodness!
The morning offerings of nip should be rolling in right about now
They'd beddur bring me da good stuff dis tiem.
Calling teh Minions Meeting tu order. Anywun who haz nu wurld dominashun bidness, raise a feather, tail ... whateber.
Ahhh... yoo will awl serb me very nicelee.
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