Today the dog. Tomorrow the World.

Ai will rool wib an iron paw.

As leaders of the itteh bitteh kitteh committeh, we banish you from this world.

Banish me awl yoo want! Wuts da worst yoo could do?!

i'm opening my eyes now this world better be good

Ai still gots sum stuff to figgur out.

THE CONQUEST HAS BEGUN

WHIRLED DOMINAYSHUN!

Snowball dreamed of a world where kitties had thumbs

jus fink ob all teh snappin we cud doez!

I NEED COMPLETE SILENCE IF I AM TO SAVE THIS WORLD

an bai save, ai akshully meen dominayt.