Where there'z a will
Ai wuntz ta be in it
Ah, yes. Da onlee paper ai will nebur shred.
THEY SAY I'M TOO TINY FOR MY EVIL THOUGHTS. BUT I'LL GROW INTO THEM ONE DAY!
jus u wayt an see!
Stranj liturboks, but ai'll gib it a trai . . .
sumtiemz straynj kan alsew b effectif.
looks like the last of the snow is almost gone. they'll probably find the dog now.
sumtiemz hidin teh evidense jus iznt enuff...
I'll grow into it-----honest!
anyfing iz possiblol wen u putz ur mind 2 it!
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