Ai kno its tacky aftur labor day, but ai likes it.
AWWW ! Yoo gawted white pooter to match ME !
Maybee ai shud sit on da top next tiem.
Why, no! We haven't been in your 'hair dye'! Just ask Snowflake--she'll tell you!
At leest yoo did a decent job...
Atheist kitty sees thru yur Ceiling Cat "intervention"
An innervenshun? Srsly??? Iss nawt dat big ob a deel!
Yu can bleech mai fur awl yu wants, ai iz still teh Basement Cat an yu will pay.
U can nebber turn a troo Basement Cat.
WHy yes... cough ... meow I am your third cousin from Dayton, Ohio...
Dese guys will beleeb enneething.
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