I never recovered from eating over the holidays!

This thing can't be right! I spent all that time at the gym!

I am not the biggest loser? DAMN.

Back to da weight room, ai guess.

It's all muscle, muscle and Cheetos

Nao ai juss needs a partner in crime.

U alreddy sed ai waz wurth my weight in gold. No needz tu chek.

On dat note... can we eeben trust dis fing?

Hey, dis clock iz borked! Dere's now ay it can be 25 o' clock!

Ai doan't fink ai like dis thing.

GIT DAT CAMRA OFF OV ME! U KNOE DEY SAY IT ADDZ 5 POUNDZ!

Ai hafta look gud foar my facebook picshure!