Alright, alright, calm down, crankypants.
Hold still so ai can surprise yoo!
WARNING: Sometimes naps attack without warning.
Yoo nebber kno wen a nap can strike. It couldzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
GET READY TO LOSE YOUR HAND
Resistans is footile.
You wake her up and she's yours for the night.
The things ai do foar u.
Don't bark at me again. Got it?
dis iz ur last warnin!
Don't even think about it.
find ur oan playce 2 perch!
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