What's a cat gotta do to get some service around here?!
We're goin tu Olib Garden next time.
My good sir this is a black tie event. You will have to use the service entrance.
Such excellent service!
My name is Basement Cat and I am here to collect your--oops sorry wrong job, and I will be server this evening. How is that steak workin for ya?
Hey, its a living.
Iz dun soop an slad werz ontray?
Ai will b needing a cheez plaet as well. An whar is my amooz-boosh?
Puffball, party of three, your table is now ready!
We esspect onlee da mos esselent of serbises.
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