My good sir this is a black tie event. You will have to use the service entrance.
My name is Basement Cat and I am here to collect your--oops sorry wrong job, and I will be server this evening. How is that steak workin for ya?
Iz dun soop an slad werz ontray?
Ai will b needing a cheez plaet as well. An whar is my amooz-boosh?