Or it's a cat that got its head stuck in a vase and broke it's way out.
Destrukshun is one ob mai faborite hobbeez.
I fit. Therefore, it's mine!
If it fits... ai sits.
I'm just a statue, just an innocent statue. I know nothing about your Ming vase.
it wuz collaterlol damaj, ai swayrz!
I call this one.... "Disturbed Feline in a Vase"
itz byootiful, kitteh!