The 'Hoover' attachment was Bob's best idea yet! Now, he could inhale every last crumb.

See? Nawt awl vacuums are ebil!

Hoomans. Teh guy at teh et stoor sed teh was eezy to take care ob. Dey will cleen ups aftar demselvs, he sez. Yah rite.

Ugh and dere furs awr sew gross.

Fluffy Noogums Class of 2012 Voted most likely to choke a vacuum.

Dis is da reel thing, babby.

Hmm, to shred or not to shred the box? Let's see she vaccuumed yesterday and used the last vacuum cleaner bag. Yes, definitely shred.

Desishuns, desishuns...