BRB, phoning home.
im picking up signalz from da mothership
Ai hab reesun to beleeb dese hoomans awr MALICIOUS.
Take me to your leader
If deres wun thing ai know, its nebber tu trust a xenomorph.
the aliens are coming I brought supplies
Dis shud keeps us saef.
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