Reely. Dis is kinda da wurst.
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
Thass okay. Ceiling Cat forgibs you.
You just got in there? Perfect. I'm hungry.
At leest its nawt me in dere!
See, we iz makin warm towels like fancy hotel
Yoo can has da hole hotel essperience if yoo want.
Frank! Get out quick before that evil liquid comes and turns you into a skinny rat again
Altho yoo doo luk pretty funnee awl wet liek dat.
Tub kitteh watches you pee...
no presshur, tho.
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