...nine discarded ornaments!

Eight strap-on antlers!

Seven threats-a-threatening!

Six sneaky kittens!

FIIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIILLS

Four two-ply rolls!

Three-letter swear words!

Two broken bulbs!

And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeee!

We really should do something about the Christmas Tree this year...

Hey, those reindeer have an important job to do!

Uhh... there was a dog! No... a child! Fine. You caught me. I just like trees.

NO! Ai am nawt getting "stuck" in tree agin juss becuz yu liek hunky firemens!

He's nawt eben dat good lookin!

Uh, I think my claws only work one way.

Dese guys need to lurn to be less self-conshuss.

I will come down when the human child is finished with his violin practice.

He seeriusly needs sum lessons.