Waddaya mean you need to pee?

Ai thot we had a mutual unnerstanding heer.

Ya might wanna give it a few, before you come in. Whoo! Oh, and you're outta Febreze.

Ugh. It stinks in heere. Wut did yoo eet??!

Oh, there you are. We're out of toilet paper.

Ai coodn't halp but notise while ai waz on da throne.

I'm sorry, this is the Basement Cat Executive bathroom, the souless victim bathroom is down the hall.

Its a towtally normal baffroom. Nuffing wrong wid it.

nope, no cat here. please continue pooping.

Ai am a mastur ob camouflage.

you left the lid up. Again. I'll be sleeping right here next to your pillow tonight.

Nuffin liek a totally soaked bed to lull yoo to sleep...

Is it just me or is the moon getting bigger?

That's no moon.