scuze me - what time will the flying carpet leave?
Dis mat... ai likes it.
The gravitational field around Socks warped both time & space.
Da grabbity of dis situation is intens.
Hey, dis clock iz borked! Dere's now ay it can be 25 o' clock!
Ai doan't fink ai like dis thing.
15.018 Seconds! Did I win?!?
Do ai win da gold meddal?!
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