Don't think I won't do it.

Need we remember the horrors of this past Halloween?

... seven threats-a-threatening!

Six sneaky kittens!

FIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIILLS

Four two-ply rolls!

Three-letter swear words!

Two broken bulbs!

And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeee!

The Tuesday crowd are the worst.

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Juss doan't esspect me to wear da purplol trousers.

I will punch you in the throat

One should never cross an angry cat.