On tonight's show, Crafty Caroline will demonstrate how to make finger puppets to amuse your cats Meh Times 2 Right after a word from our sponsor, Fancy Feast.

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Tonight on The First 48 Detectives try to solve the murder of Fluffy, suspected of ODing on bad Nip.

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