I speak conversational human, coincidentally.
But... wait... what about that one time...
Why woan't yoo ebber just shut up...?
An doan't yoo dare send me to da kids tablol.
SORRY, HE CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW! A CAT'S GOT HIS TONGUE!
I don't see a tongue. Do yoo?
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