Help...

Halp! Srsly halp!

Yet another victim of sofa-cation.

Quik! Wurk fast oar yoo'll be sucked in furder!

Is it just me or is the moon getting bigger?

That's no moon.

WHY HAVE YOU TRAPPED MY PEOPLE?!

WE ISSA PROWD AN NOBBLE RASE, YOO MONSTUR.

I outgrew mai intertubes.

Ai can ues my skills!

WHOA! THERES A CAT STUCKZ IN TEH FLOOR BOARD

mebbe sumwun sooperglood it der?

They said I could be anything. Apparently, I can't be Tarzan.

mebbe u shud jus b a doktor insted.