I believe I asked for a silly straw
Iz livn de dweem
It cuddent get annee beddur dan dis.
Now you run down and distract them - I'll save the fatter one for you.
i don't always use a straw but when i do it's adorable
Can I hab one ob dese straws... but sillier?
Good on you for trying, at least.
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