These stories make no sense!

I love a good story!

BWAVE ASPLORER KITTEH habs almost reached da Temple ob da Ebil Goggie when... she smells da unmistakable scent ob GOGGIE BREFF.
Ai has a brave!

Interesting story... the short version is the doggeh went "poof"!

Deres nuffin funnee about dis situashun!

Ai swares, Da lamp jumped! It was depwessed wif its dark thawts.

alsew, it wuz bery uglee.

OHAI . . . ummm . . . da kibbles wuz tryin to askapes frum da bowl . I iz juss HERDIN dem .

doan let dem git awayz!

...... i wokez up early n den ... i said HELLO to you n den ... i eated some nomz n den ... i climbed stuff n den ... i pooped n den ... i napped n den ... i eated more nomz n den ... i saw a bug n den ... i had a drink ob water n den ... i climbed stuff again n den ... i finded a pop corm n den ... i napped some morez n den ... i pooped again n den ... i eated more nomz n den ...... Youz Came Home!

ai'z so happee 2 c u!