Still not sure what he needs all those vegetables for, though...
Qwick! Sumwun call da Fuzz!
Hurry up! I think someone's coming!
I'm going as fast as I can! Hotwiring a car without thumbs isn't exactly easy, you know!
They juss wanna go on a joyride is awl!
Why does my credit card show ANOTHER charge from Bob's bird world?
Yoo shudn't hab gibben me yoar info!!
A DOG WOULD BRING YOU YOUR BEER AND SMOKES
A CAT, ON THE OTHER HAND...
Kitteh is kind ob a lush.
Say girl Lemme get somma doze green beens
Cudn't help butt(!) yoo doan't seem tew liek dem verry much.
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