Yew hasn't fedd meh in foreber! Lukkit! Am dedded frum starvashuns!
but aiz soo hungy...is bin a whul hour..how can wach me starve? ...do u not lubs me?..
FINE. GO ON WIBOUT ME.
HALP! I bein held pwisoner by peeps whut duzzent respek my caloric needs!
Dey are starving me, ai tells yoo! STARVING!!!
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