I'm sorry. When you said you were wearing a slinky dress I thought it meant it would be more fun to trip you down the stairs.
Although getting in ur way wuz prettee fun.
It's laundry day Let's lie down right here
Ah, yes. Da onlee paper ai will nebur shred.
Oh, there you are.
We're out of toilet paper.
Ai coodn't halp but notise while ai waz on da throne.
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